She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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