I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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