butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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