you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Randomize
