Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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