your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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