it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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