You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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