how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
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Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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