u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
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He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
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He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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