3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Randomize
