Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Acid is not a monday night drug
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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