let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
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dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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