Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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