sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
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my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
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