And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
