I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
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