Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
why is half of my head shaved?
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