Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
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I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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