whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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