He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
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Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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