Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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