No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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