I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Dignity is for republicans.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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