walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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