these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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