Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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