his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
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GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
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it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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