didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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