we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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