the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
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We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
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I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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