Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
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