he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Randomize
