I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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