How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
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