..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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