I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
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at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
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One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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