I need help removing her.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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