left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
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no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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