I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Randomize
