State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Ketchup is God's man juice
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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