Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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