I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I see more hoeing in ur future
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