New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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