You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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