Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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