Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
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He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
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Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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