I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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