My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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