She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
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He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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