you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
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No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
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My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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