I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
