her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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