And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
