I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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