I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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