And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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