How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
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