You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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