That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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