There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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